I am going to get drunk.
I think I’m gonna update my FACEBOOK throughout the night…I’ll liveblog the night trying to get titty pics of whores….all because my asshole friend got an iPhone4 and gave me his bullshit…
I wish my life was more exciting. I blame my stolen internet for making me never want to leave this shithole I call home.
On a sidenote, I think I am going ot launch a web series, not cuz I think I am important but because I think I’m a disaster people will want to point and laugh at…
Here are my stepLINKS
Christina Aguilera Filed for Divorce Cuz She Is a Lesbian
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If Michael Lohan Actually Goes Through with This I Will Want to Shake His Hand
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Kelly Brook Killing It In A White Bikini
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Buy These Shirts and Look Fucking Gangster Enough for Chicks to Fuck…
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Jessica Stroup Shitty Fucking Body in a Bikini
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Because If the Weather is as Shitty Where You Live As It Is Here, You’ll Need Something to Pass The Time
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Horny Amateur Rubs One Out on Camera – VIDEO
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The 100 Greatest Sports Movies of All Time
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Elisabetta Canalis Titty Peek
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I Would Totally Bang Marion Cotillard
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Kelly Brook Killing It In A White Bikini
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It Seems Like Every Dude in Hollywood Has Banged This Jasmine Waltz Chick
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10 Awesome Pictures of Awesome Sluts of the Day
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Trouble in Trash Heap Paradise
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Katy Perry’s Puppet Sex
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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This Hottie Named Charm Will Have You Hypnotized
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How Much Do You Think Burger King Paid To Settle The Lawsuit Over The Unwrapped Condom In This KidÃs Whopper?
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Jayme Langford & Valerie Rios – VIDEO
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The Bulldog ñ Sex Position Of The Week
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Brooklyn Decker is Looking Hot On Set
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Let’s Bask in the Amazingness of Keith Richards For a Minute
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Kayden Cross Knows Hot to Work It – VIDEO
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I’d Definitely Like a Night Out With Her
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Scarlett Johansson Throwback
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Taylor Momsen is a Polite and a Role Model For All 16 Year Olds
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This video of Cat Deely SCREAMING at the So You Think You Can Dance Audience is Kinda Amazing
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Now This is What I Call Air Guitar – VIDEO
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A Great Collection of Babes
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Paris Hilton is a Charitable Slut
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Tight Body With Tan Lines
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So There’s Kanye West Dick Pics Floating Around…
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Selena Gomez is a Good Looking Piece of Jailbait
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Miley Cyrus In A Short Little Skirt
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Shaia LaBeouf Freakin’ Out on the Paparazzi like a Girl
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Jayde Nicole Lookin’ Hot in Lingerie – Unfortunately
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