The funniest thing about this week of having a site that constantly crashes was not having to be on the phone with tech support everynight until 4 am, but was the friend’s I’ve made along the way….like the skinny inbred lookin’ dude who was dating the fat pig on that cam show I watched…who emailed me threatening to sue me…even though I know he has no money to sue me…for posting pics of his fat pig girlfriend naked…cuz she went and got naked on cam…for some horrible reason that made me laugh a lot…and I complied, because you know I’m a nice guy like that and figure I should discourage people from entertaining me, who then went on to ask me to delete some TWEETS I made about his fat disgusting pig of a girl…and that just made me angry at myself for being a nice guy in this time of need…at my lowest point…cuz historically I am an asshole…not that it matters…
What matters is that we NEED to be friends on Facebook , so that we can share the important things in life and have some real heart to heart conversations….I think it’ll be the best thing for our virtual relationship…you know to make us really last through the hard times and dance during the good times.
I don’t know what I am saying. I need drinks…here are my stepLINKS…enjoy….
The Russian Spy Chick is in her Panties in Maxim
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Elle, Topless Bangable and Only 19
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Get This and Get Laid Cuz Bitches Love Riding….
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Lindsay Lohan Has Avoied Jail AGAIN …Who’s Lindsay Lohan?
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Jessica Simpson Has Great Tits
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SURPRISE! Paris Hilton is Dressing Like a Whore This Halloween
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Because It’s Friday And If You Week Has Been Anything Like Mine, Naked Chicks Will Be The Only Thing To Make It Better
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Jordan Carvers Body is Fucking Insane
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Naked Cheerleader Gets Her Masterbation On – VIDEO
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Amanda Vanderpool And The NHL’s 25 Hottest Ice Girls
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Welsh Singer Katherine Jenkins No Panty Upskirt
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Mila Kunis is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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This Chick Elle is Topless and Bangable and at the Ripe Age of 19
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Jenna Jameson May Do Broadway But Sadly Not in the Way That Would Make That the Title For Some Fantastic Porn Movie
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Somebody Tired to MURDER Michael Lohan. You Can’t Make This Shit Up
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Quite Possibly The Hottest Chick You Will See Today
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Some Roller Sluts That Will Get Your Blood Going
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Playing in the Shower – VIDEO
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Ophilia is Pure Amazingness
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And Now, For Some Insane Asses
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Cali Winters and Belle Get It On – VIDEO
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Jessica Simpson is Getting Fatter By the Day
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Avatar Dog WTF? – VIDEO
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Ava Takes the Huge Cock From The Fucking Machine
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Maxim Hotties in Sexy Halloween Costumes
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Kelly Rowland is Looking Pretty Hot
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Freida Pinto Hotness is Fine Be Me
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Friday Afternoon Pic Dump
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Taylor Momsen Flashed Her Audience On Purpose
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Is Lady Gaga the Most Annoying Person Ever? – VIDEO
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How TO: Make Your Girlfriend Shit Her Pants – VIDEO
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Amateur Stripshow Cam – VIDEO
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Jenny McCarthy Wants to Do Playboy Again
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DILDO ATTACK – VIDEO
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Miranda Kerr is Naked in Black and White
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Holy Fuck Emma Roberts is Looking Hot
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