Christina Hendricks was filming some bullshit and I think she was either playing a hooker, trying to trick people into thinking she’s a hooker, or actually mistaken for a hooker…and I don’t really care because I can’t see past her fat midsection. It’s one of those things where I know huge stupid tits come normally come with a little extra weight, but that’s not the kind of thing I am willing to accept from Hollywood. They have a responsibility to seek out and cast girls who have abnormally big breasts for their small frame, because the second I see this bloated pig, I forget she even has stupid tits, but I’m reminded of all the nights I was in the mood to play with tits, but was forced to play with the rest of a pig bitch….it was like some horrible, world is unfair trade off…..we can’t have our cake and eat it too…unless of course you’re Christina Hendricks…at least that’s what her pants bursting at the seams are telling me….
I guess I’m not one of those guys who can ignore a fat bitch cuz she has fat tits cuz having fat tits when you’re fat isn’t talent or genetic superiority, it’s just what happens when you’re fat. Trust me, I know because I have a full C-Cup even though I’m a dude…thanks to a fried food and beer diet that involved a lot of sitting…it was easy and I guess that means I don’t even need tits, cuz I got my fucking own…..but that doesn’t change the fact that this bitch needs to put the sandwich, donuts and everything else she’s been eating and hire a fucking trainer…this is a horrible example for the kids…especially when she distracts us from the fact that she is this pig with her tits…and idiots like you make a big deal out of her fat chick cleavage….making girls everywhere think it’s okay to eat…that’s not a campaign I’m about to support….
Today is the first day of the “Get Christina Hendricks on a Diet that Saves Her Tits, but fixes the Rest of Her” project…