In case you haven’t noticed. It’s halloween weekend. We all know what that means….It’s a great opportunity to rape a bitch and have a valid excuse for the cops by saying it’s part of your costume…or at least wait around the bars and parties everywhere til closing so that you can bring whatever table scrabs you can home with hoping that whatever is under the mask or costume is not something that can end up raping you when it comes to….It is the weekend all sluts let out their true slut colors….It is the weekend all every day people feel obligated to go out and slut out….It is a weekend of eye candy and people acting like fools bringing the ridiculousness…and if you can’t get laid then you have no hope…something we already knew about you…
Here are my stepLINKS….I’ll be back Monday with all the celeb costumes and their crying for attention and maybe a few decent stories and pics of pussy I encounter….
If you want to keep track of what I am doing I tend to update facebook and twitter while drunk often….It doesn’t mean it’s good but it’s something…
If you get any good pics for me to post from your Halloween send them to info (AT) DrunkenStepfather.com…
Now go fucking party….
Kanye’s Cock Looks Photoshopped On For the Gay Chatrooms and Gay Sexting He Does When Bored.
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Audrina Partidges Mom Apologizes For Her Drunken Rant, Let’s Look at the Video Again Because It Is Amazing – VIDEO
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Friday Nught Means It’s Time to Spend some Time Well Spent
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Minka Kelly is the stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Hot Young Wife Loves a Good Finger Fuck – VIDEO
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The Hottest NFL Cheerleaders of Week 7
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More Christina Hendricks Fat Pics
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Mena Suvari Topless Hotness
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More of My New Girlfriend Emma Stone
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Arianny Celest is Naked and I Like It
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Inguna Butane is a Model With a tight Body
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50 Pictures that will Make You Want to Lock Yourself in your Room and Jerk Off All Day
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You’re Gona Wanna Check Out vickie Blows’s New Calendar Hotness
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Howard K Stern Was Found Guilty and Is Going to Jail and By Jail I Mean Holly Terms of Jail Which Means Being Held in Custody For 32 Minutes and Then Probably Getting a Reality Show
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The Shittiest Karate Master I’ve Ever Seen
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Keri Hilson is SUCH a Babe
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Janessa and Betty Know How to Work It Together – VIDEO
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And MORE Rihanna
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Samantha and Friend Love Girl on Girl – VIDEO
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This Whole Randy Quaid as a Real Life Fugitive Shit is Getting Crasier By the Day and Now There’s a Dog Involved
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I Can NOT Fucking WAIT to See TRON!!! – VIDEO
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Every Once and Awhile I See a Hipster Chick That Makes Me Think Dirty Thoughts
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I Kinda Got a thing for This Michelle Monaghan Broad
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Random Pic Dump For a Friday
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13 Embarressing Nerd Videos
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Raquel, Ariel or Alexa? Take Your Pick
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A Little Lindsay Lohan Drama, Just Because
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Jaime Graham on VIDEO
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DavidArquette Cried After Sex Hahahahahahah
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Some Scarlette Johansson Cause We Haven’t See Much Of Her Lately
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Lohan’s Busted Up Face and Other Useless People Make Really Bad Jokes for Judd Apatow Cuz Judd Apatow is All About Bad Jokes….
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Make Me Famous on FACEBOOK and TWITTER
Remember – Everyone’s a Hooker….