Today was a real fucking disaster. It was probably the single best day in celebrity tit in a long fucking time and for those of you who have been coming to the site since the beginning know…that kinda shit is what this site was built on. The paparazzi pics fucking bore me, they are just filler for when the sex tapes, nude scenes, nip slips and vagina flashes hit…I’m talking self-shot nudes, or staged nudes, I don’t fucking care, it’s what I fucking do, it’s why I’m in this….I mean other than the glitz and glam of having a website no one has ever heard of….and not making money…getting lawyers letters and not being able to produce movies with real life whores cuz real life whores don’t work for free…and the site crashed…
I spent all day emailing, yelling, trying to get the site back up and running, and apparently it is, but whenever I say that, it crashes again.
It has been 3 weeks of hell, instablity, viruses and hackers…the site is pretty much fucking destroyed and now I gotta rebuild it…It’s a challenge, I’m not sure I’m capable of, but I’ll use the weekend to think about it….or rather forget about it…thanks to hard fucking drinking…
Here are the stepLINKS…if you still see this monday, it means I jumped in front of a bus…and if I do…I hope I make the fucking news…CUDDLES…
I’ve Said it All Along – The Girls in Glee Are Not What They Look Like in GQ – They Are Disgusting
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Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One. So a Chinese 20 Something Dresses Up Like an Old Guy…
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Because If This Week Didn’t Make You Blow Your Brains Out, It’s Time to Celebrate With Some Web Vadge
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Jordana Brewster Rocks a Bikini Proper
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Hottie Takes a Bath – VIDEO
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John Goodman Looks Like He’s Dying at the Halloween Parade
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Jessica Simpson is Sad Nick Lachey is Getting Married – But Her New Cock is Fucking Excited – He’s In
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The 25 Most Embarrassing Athlete Endorsements
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Danielle Lloyd Ass Flash Throwback
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Marion Cotillard Just Does It For Me
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Lohan’s Stay in Rehab Sounds More Awesome Than My Everyday Life
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Zooey Deschanel Naked Anyone?
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Daniela Freitas Has One Tight Body
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Watching Giant Tits Move in a Animated GIF is Hypnotic and I Love It
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Blake Lively WTF Are You Wearing?
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And Now, One of the Best Commercials Ever – VIDEO
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I Mean Really, Who Doesn’t Love Vagina? – GALLERY
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Maliah Michel Knows How to Work It
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11 Sexy Actresses that Can’t Act for Shit
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Teri, Suzy and Paloma Get It On
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The Only Ten I See: Interview With Pornstar Allanah Li
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A Little Bit of Rihanna for Good Measure
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Kayden Kross Gets Her Masterbation On
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Christina Aguilera Sluts It Up in Burlesque
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Nothing Like A Bestiality Story to Kick Off the Weekend
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Yeah I’d Bang Sandra Bullock
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Melissa Giraldo Bikini Photoshoot
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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18 Crazy Politicians – VIDEO
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Hot Teen Gets Her Pussy Cleaned – VIDEO
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Demi Lovato’s Dad and Michael Lohan Should Become Buddies
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Get a Load of Jessica Burciaga – VIDEO
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Mel gibson Wants You to Watch Him Pet His Beaver
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And MORe Jessica Alba
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