I don’t know how I can write a post looking at such acting talent. It’s like these idiots make the idea of being chased by shapeshifting robots seem so real. Based on their facial expressions, I lose myself. Am I sitting here on a shit stained couch I found in a back alley a few years ago, or am I fighting robots in the stupidest movie I can’t believe gets budget to get made. Someone give these two an Academy Award and if they don’t win, this is the proof that they were fuckin’ robbed. Seriously. Bullshit.
Unfortunately, you idiots aren’t as passionate as I am about hating these pieces of shit action movies, and you are the reason they get made, so here’s pictures of Rosie Huntington-Whitely whoring out on set for you to print up and put in your stalker scrap book you made to keep you busy and your mind off the excitement of the release of Transformers 3 or 4 or 5 or whatever they are on now…your therapist told you to relax the obsession on cuz it’s weird.