I don’t know what the highlight of my day was…my new friends on my free blackberry who send me pictures documenting how many fingers they can fit inside their vaginas, capping out at 5, knuckle deep….or the 9 girls who pretty much gang banged my dog, fully rubbing him down like he was a cock, molesting him in ways not even comparable to the way I was molesting them in my head….thanks Miley Cyrus for polluting my brain….but more importantly for polluting their brains…cuz 17 year olds were not that friendly, or in such short skirts showing off such lacy underwear when I was 17….not that it matters…it’s the weekend and it’s time for you to probably sit at home and do nothing…but I like to think you’ve got a little more substance and vagina than that…otherwise I’d be admitting that I write to a bunch of socially awkward losers everyday…when really I like to believe I write to a bunch of hot masturbating girls…who will need vibrators….
Good News – I Started My Own Sex Toy Store
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Taylor Momsen is Blaming Her Parents for Making Her Into Such a Little Whore
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The Latin Grammy Awards Has Spawned Our Friday Looking Good Sweetheart
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Huge Titty Slut is Fucking a Banana
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All the cool kids are wearing this….
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The 100 Worst Decisions in Sports History
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Nicki Minaj Covers Billboard: The First Lady Gaga Of Hip Hop
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VIDEO: Rihanna Performs On X-Factor In Italy –
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Kim Kardashian Joins The Umpa Lumpas
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Katy Perry is Horrible
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Because It doesn’t Get Much Better Than Rounding Off the Week With Cheap Whores
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You Are About to Fall In Love with Sara Jean Underwood
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Jasmine Dustin Panty Upskirt
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If It’s as Simple As Which One Do I Bang, It’s Keira Knightley
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Anything You Could Ever Want is All Right Here, Trust Me
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Candice Swanepoel Is Naked
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Lisalla Montenegro is the NewGirl I’m Stalking of the Day
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Super Sexy 24 Year Old Blonde can get in ANY Position she Wants – VIDEO
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Wanna touch My Tits? Well, Do You?
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Lol Cat of the Day Starring Everyone’s Favorite Pussy, MARU! – VIDEO
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Sophie Strauss Has One Tight Body
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Now Here’s a Chick I’d Like to Be All Over
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Transsexual Streetfighting of the Day
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Nothing Like a Girl on Girl Orgy to End the Week Right
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Dita Von Tease Just Because
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Mmmmmmm Sunny Leone is Tasty
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Lindsay Lohan, Hell Hath Frozen Over
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Dump Your Girlfriend for Megan By Maxim
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There’s Something About Short Curvey Girls That Turn Me On in an Oompa Loompa Kinda Way
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Maggi Caruthers is Just Plain Gorgeous
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kim Kardashian Sluts It Up as a Blonde
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That Angelina Slut From Jersey Shore Thinks Shes a Rapper Now – VIDEO
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Kristen Stewarts Shitty Lap Dance From Her New Movie
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Jenn Hilton on Video
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Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover
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