I probably shouldn’t take credit for the Katie Price comeback, but my life fucking sucks and I figure if I can pretend I am part of something bigger than what I am actually a part of like Katie Price’s tits, I won’t jump in front of the fucking train….
You see a few weeks ago, I hit her up telling her to stop wasting her time with her retard crack baby cuz retards can’t remember if their mom was there for them growing up and retards don’t have repressed memories that surface and if they do…we never have to really hear about them except for in a series of grunts, groans and chronic masturbation episodes…..
I told her to bring back her classy little outfits, and her subtle implants and start making appearances before she’s too old for people to care, even though she’s already too old for people to care.
I told her she’s a fucking legend in the Glamor Model world of trash…
So I just can’t contain my excitement seeing her here posing like a club kid from the 90s, cuz channelling her inner gay male on a cocktail of drugs and not just for his AIDS is something she’s amazing at….Amanda Lepour step the fuck back, Billionaire Katie Price is back in shameless self-promotion action and I love it.