I have been busy celebrating Miley Cyrus’ birthday outside the local highschool. I wish I had a video camera because I am sure I got at least three girls pregnant with my illicit thoughts….I am drunk, it is a regular occurance in my life….like Thanksgiving is a regular occurance in your life, and every year I get more and more irritated when people wish each other a Happy Thanksgiving, like it’s a fucking birthday or some shit, when really it’s just a fucking dinner to celebrate killing off Indians who made bad real estate deals….
Here are my stepLINKS….
Paris Hilton Pantyhose Ass
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I Can’t Get Enough Of These Bitches in Oprah’s Audience Spazzing Out – VIDEO
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The Coolest THing YOu should Be Into
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Because Pulling On Out is Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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The Man Who’s Cum is in Aguilera’s Womb
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ITS OFFICIEL!!! MILEY CYRUS IS NO LONGER JAIL BAIT!
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Amateur Cheerleader Gets HYer Masterbation On
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30 Hottest Female Athletes You’ve Never Heard Of
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Olivia Wilde See Through Hotness
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Blake Lively and Her Try Hard Tits
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Miley Celebrates Her 18th In Tight Black Leather
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Only in America: Charlie Sheen is Suing the Porn Star/Hooker He Held Hostage
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Daniela Lopes is a Dream
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Animated Gif Amazingness of the Day
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And That’s Why You Don’t Fuck With Security – VIDEO
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Pamela Knows How to Rock Lingerie
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Maria Milian is Kinda Amazing
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Teacher Accused Of Doing The Nasty With Student While He Was In The Hospital, She’s Also Possibly Knocked Up
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Man, Jennifer Hudson is Slimmed Down and Looking Hotter By the Day
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Jana and Suzie Know How to Make a Good Gallery
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App Turns Your Cell Phone Into Sex Toy
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Natalie Portman Hotness
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Now That’s a Gorgeous Redhead
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Mmmmmmm Abigail Clancy
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Fuck I Love Charlize Theron
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Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Beyonce is Looking a Lot More Fit Lately
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Public Masterbator Gets Caught – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Kira, Kitty or Becky? Take Your Pic
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Gwen Loves Being Naked – VIDEO
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50 Things Every Guy Should Know How to Do
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I Wish I Were Beibng Sarcastic With the Title Kim Kardashian Attends the Opening of a Toilet But I’m Not
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Get a Load of Jeri J
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Student Knocks Up His Science Teacher – He Was Obviously Paying Attention
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Iryna Storozhuk Is A Hot Piece Of Ukrainian Ass
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Emma Watson Panty Flash On Today Show
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Who’d You Rather, Fuck Marry Or Kill?
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Kim Xerxes Kardashian Shoves Her Tits Together
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