This post should be called the 6 Year Anniversary of the Day…but it turns out i fucked up and my actual 6 year anniversary was on Miley’s birthday, November 23. No wonder we have such a strong connection, the day she was old enough to fuck by disney execs was the day this magic happened….
So I wrote this thinking that on this day in 2004, I turned the internet into something worth using….Yes, I take full credit for the Internet going mainstrem.
It was accidental, because I don’t know shit about computers, but for some sick reason, 6 years later I’m still doing it. I don’t do it for the money, cuz the site doesn’t make moneyu, I do it cuz I don’t know what else to do.
This is not a business like so many other blogs are to people, this just happens to be my life….
Depressing maybe…but it is what it is…we’re not victims here….except after sodomy….
So to my one reader, thanks for being here.
To myself, thanks for not killing myself despite how depressing this has been
To my advertisers, thanks for being non-existent and horrible supporters.
To future advertisers I hit up, thanks for blowing me off and labeling me a porn site who doesn’t deserve your money, keeping me poor.
To the movie producers and publishers, thanks for offering everyone a movie and book deal, I mean Julia Childs shit was disgusting…
To celebs, thanks for not knowing I exist…but continuing to be attention seeking idiots who sold their souls out for attention that I can write random blurbs no one reads about like I care when really I am just too lazy to start my own video site….who without your boring shit people are obsessed with, I’d be writing about things that matter, and who wants to do that…cuz I am lazy…
To Lohan, thanks for inviting me back to your hotel to listen to your album a couple of years ago….I think you’re the only reason I do this site…but don’t tell anyone I said that….
On this thanksgiving – I give thanks for a lot of things – even though none of those things really matter….
To quote my first post that you can find here HERE …..
I am – Drunken Stepfather
Here, We Will Take Off Our Pants:I like to drink and I am a stepfather, your stepfather.
I will show you things that you will like…
I will help you become a better person…
We only feature things we think are worth posting
Sometimes they will be offensive, sometimes funny, sometimes not cool at all.
It is hit and miss and I am drunk.
I am not willing to put all that much thought into it and why I find funny or worth posting now, may not be funny or worth reading in an hour.
This is DrunkenStepfather.
Send me naked pictures of your sisters, girlfriends, mothers and friends.
I get lonely typing blogs and need jerk-off material, even though I am impotent.
Cuddles.
A lot has changed…like that girls finally send me pics of thier twats on the daily cuz I am internet famous…..but somethings haven’t….like my drunken typos….
To see the old site when it was on blogspoit GO
Now, here are my stepLINKS – Happy Birthday to me….Happy Thanksgiving to you…Send Nudes…
I Know People Like to Be Early for This Whole Black Friday Thing But I Think This is a Tad Overboard
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Because Sluts Are Underrated If You Ask Me
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I Could Think of a Million Things I’d Like to Do to Katie Fey
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Busty Lesbian Titty Suck…of the Day
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The Hottest NFL Cheerleaders of Week 10
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Because Christmas is Coming and It’s Time to Stock Up on Toys
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Ginger Spice Rocks Her Cougar Body in a Bikini and It’s Not Bad at All
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Jessica Simpson – Fat or Pregnant? You Decide
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Emma Watson Panty Flash On The Today Show
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They Don’t Call Him Johnny Rotten For Nothing
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Edita Vilkeviciute Has One Hot Body
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Hot Girls With Six Pack Abs
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Hot Slut Pole Dances to Metallica
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Disney World Sucks – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Yiyanna’s Body
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I’ll Never Get Sick of Bad Girls Club Videos
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Horny Girl in a Russian Jail Fingers Herself for the Lucky police Officers
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4 Way Lesbian Orgy of the Day
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Angelina Jolie Teaches Her Children to Hate America
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I Love Japan and their Open Attitude Towards Sex
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Leighton Meester is Looking Hot Lately
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Long Legged Teen Gets Herself Off – VIDEO
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Best Of: Nicolas Cage Spaz Attacks – VIDEO
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Mena Suvari is Looking Hot
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Insane Grafitti Artists – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Olivia Palermo is Hot and I Would Do Her
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Slut on Video of the Day
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Candice Swanepoel Is Absolutely Perfect
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Dennis Rodman Gets His Dick Sucked During Shows, Bastard
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Minke Kelly Hotness
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College Hottie Striptease of the Day
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Tila Tequila Brings Her See Through Top To The AMA’s
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J-Woww: Big Tits and Butter Face
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Why I Take Yoga: Hot Yoga Bitches
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A Sweet Halle Berry Panty Peak
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