I have spent the better part of the day wondering why girls don’t like sending nude pictures to me….I spend the better part of everyday wondering that….making it pretty clear to me and hopefully to you that I am one of life’s great philosophers.
I need to go pretend I am masturbating in the corner of my neighbor who never locks his door’s bedroom cuz I hear him fucking his girlfriend….and I’m romantic like that.
Then I need to get drunk. It’s kinda what I do or what I am…It’s my only talent and I am not really good at it, but I’m usually too drunk to let that bother me.
Here are my stepLINKS….
Snooki is the New Year’s Baby
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I Recently Had a Bitch Wearing Nothing But These and It Was Pornographic
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Who Wants to Hear How Lindsay Lohan Was concieved and Possibly Puke while Doing So
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Car Crash or Not, When a Man Needs a Haircut, He NEEDS A HAIRCUT – VIDEO
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Because You Need Something to Help You Make It to the Weekend and This is It
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Just Plain Sexy
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3 Hot Broads and Six Perky Titties – VIDEO
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The Hottest reality Show Athletes Of All Time
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Gotta Love a Sexy, Sexy Work Out
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Teri Hatcher Birthday Tits
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Some Angelina Jolie Just Because she is Everywhere Lately
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AnnaLynne McCord Sweet ass and Legs in Short shorts
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Fernanda Prada Has one Sweet Beach Body
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Aretha Franklin is Gonna Die in 3…2…1…
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Romanian Wedding FAIL – VIDEO
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Sweet Sweet Lesbians
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Draya Michele & Jazzie Belle Are Cover Girls
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MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM BANGS!
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Topless Lap Dance VIDEO
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Claudia and Heidi Get it On
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Audrey Hollander is One hot Porn Star
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Oh come On Who Wouldn’t Want a video Game system and TV in Their Bathroom
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Carrey Mulligan is Looking Hot on the Cover of ELLE
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Elena is Dildoing Her Ass
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Whips and Leather Photoshoot – VIDEO
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Brunette Hottie in Short Shorts
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Man I Wanna Bang Keri Hilson – VIDEO
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Busty Teen and Some Incredible Tits – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Taylor Momsen Jailbait Cause It’s been Awhile
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Santa’s slutty Elves Wanna Wish you a Merry Christmas
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Karissa Shannon And The Other One Get Sexy
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Teenaged Girls Are Idiots, Plain and Simple
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Avril Lavigne Looks Trashy
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Striptease of the Day
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The 10 Sexiest Romania Women
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Britney Spears Showing Off Her Bra
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Michael Phelps Knocked Up Brittny Gastineau
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Get A Load Of Kelly Brook’s Tits
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Revisiting Lindsay Lohan’s Firecrotch
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Justin Beiber Uses the Internet to Surf Porn
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