Kristin Cavallari Optimizing her Tits to Hold onto What She Had of the DAy

I feel like a loser posting pictures of a girl showing cleavage like it’s a big deal. I don’t care whether the girl in the picture is the most successful, most desirable, or most useless bitch around. I don’t care if she’s local or international, I just know writing about tits like they matter is some serious virgin loser shit that I am ashamed of.

That said, Kristin Cavallari got an invite to an event, something I doubt has been happening as much as her Laguna Beach stardom 5 years ago, and I just thought it was funny to see her maximizing her little tits as hard as she could to get some low level attention like this. It’s like if she tried to get more out of her tits than this, she woulda been walking around topless, and if she tried to squeeze more out of them, they would probably start to bleed….and I just like to encourage this because it often ends in sex tapes.

Fame is addictive and when it is gone, these idiots do all they fucking can.



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Kristin Cavallari Optimizing her Tits to Hold onto What She Had of the DAy December 15th, 2010