I was walking my dog and came across a very old lady feeding the squirrels because she felt they were “poor little things who were so hungry”. I tried to avoid her but she insisted on petting my dog….and talking craziness to my dog…before looking me in the face and offering to suck my dick for 10 dollars for the Holidays cuz she has gifts to buy her grandchildren…
Naturally, I never turn down a blowjob, especially from an old lady with rotting teeth who likes squirrels, but I didn’t have 10 dollars.
I guess the point of this story is that even the people you least expect are hookers….and that makes the world a beautiful place….
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Lindsay Lohan Has a Stalker
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Winona Ryder Has Always Known That Mel Gibson Is An Anti-Semitic Homophobic Asshole
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Danielle Lloyc Will Get Your Heart Pumping
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Chloe Bello is an All Natural Type
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