After giving 20 year old girls vibrators at a Christmas party I was invited to and went to because I love cookies and free wine, I got into the car with one of them who was going to take me out drinking, and we got hit by a drunk driver. Being the superhero that I am, I told the bitch who ran into us that I was going to make sure she ended up in jail, so everytime she tried to leave the scene, I’d jump in front of her, the cops came, she got booked, and I felt like I saved the fucking day. It has inspired me to become a superhero or at least write a movie about being a DrunkenStepfather superhero who saves the world with his magical diddle fingers….
Here are my stepLINKS….
Blake Lively Just Had Sex in a Miserable SNL Skit…
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Keep Your Bitch Warm….
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What I Would Have Given to Bang One of Barker’s Beauty’s
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Bieber Has His First Arranged GF- Cuz Exploiting Kids For Lots of Money is Amazing….
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Julianne Houghs Dancing with the Stars Too Hot for Country Music TV Video of Her Fucking the Air
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Revisiting Vanessa Hudgen’s Private Naked Pics
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Paris Hilton Busts Out The Camel Toe
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Because These Are The Type of Sluts That Never Say No
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The 25 Hottest Girls of 2010
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Tight Bikini Body
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Blake Lively and Jessica Alba Just Had Sex…or Something – VIDEO
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Shy Girl Puts On a Show for Her Boyfriend – VIDEO
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2010 NCAA Bowl Games: Who Has The Hotter Cheerleaders?
GO Meet the Good Time Girls - VIDEO
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Watch Gwenyth Paltrow Shake Her in the Way She Thinks Country Music Sluts Shake Their Asses
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Jenny Agutter’s Tits Made Logan Run!
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Some Mariah Carey, Just Because
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Janice Dickinson Crotch Flash
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Some Vanessa Hudgens Hotness
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Have You Met My Future Wife, Because Here She Is
GO Japanese Toilet Band...Wait, What? - VIDEO
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cleavage Will Always Win – GALLERY
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Caption THIS – TSA Edition
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Meet Tammy Torres
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4 Year Old Does AWESOME Michael Jackson Dancing – VIDEO
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Brazilian Babes Trying to Figure out Who’s Ass is Rounder
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Darryl and Morgan Eat Pussy On The Couch – VIDEO
GO Here's the Video From the Black Swan Natalie Portman & Mila Kunis Lesbian Sex Scene
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Paris Hilton Looks Like a Complete Whore on Her Christmas Card
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Busty Brooke Gets Tongue Fucked – VIDEO
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Candice Swanepoel Lingerie Shoot
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Wow Lady Gaga Doesn’t Look Like a Fucking Whore for Once
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Adriana Lima Awesome Gallery Throwback
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Cute Teen Flashes On Camera – VIDEO
GO Find Girls to Fuck - Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Merry Christmas from a Topless Playboy Honey
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24 Sexy Shots of AP Female Athlete of the Year Lindsey Vonn
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Hottest Video Game Girl Ever – VIDEO
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Dog Janitor Hard at Work and Working Harder Than You – VIDEO
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Demi Lovato’s Rep Deny Sex Tape Exists Which Means There Totally Is One
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And MORE Vanessa Hudgens
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Katy Perry May Play Wonder Woman
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Vanessa Hudgen’s Is Totally Fuckable
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Kardashian Family V. Addams Family, You Decide
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Kool G Rap Interview for the HipHop Heads
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER
BONUS – MAKE ME RICH
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