Christmas starts early in my house. Not because I buy gifts or trim the tree. But because I get drunk early in the afternoon until late in the night….while wearing a Santa hat….not that you care….but it makes for pretty half assed updates unless I am inspired….and today…I am…only it’s not to write posts…it’s to keep on drinkin’ the nog….and by nog I mean lonely pussy…I mean if Miracle on 34th Street Miracles actually come true….
Here are my stepLINKS cuz I’ll never slack on them shits.
Get the Best Thing Tits Are Into
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You Say She Eats Toilet Paper Like It’s a Bad Thing – VIDEO
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Cameron Diaz Looks Like She’s Sucking Off George Clooney
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The Christmas Gift of the Year is the Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape.
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Josie Golberg, Spilling Out Of Her Bikini
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Let’s Stare At Rihanna’s Ass
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Because We All Need to Get Our Rocks Off
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SoCal Glamour Girls Are Sluts and I Like It
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Girlfriend Masterbates in the Back of Her Car – VIDEO
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Amanda Beard: 25 Photos That Would Make Us Want to Read Her Memoir
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TSA Invades a House Party – VIDEO
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Tracy Morgan’s Got a New Kidney! Hoooray!
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christina Aguilera Pantyhose Upskirt
GO Madonna is Fucking Disgusting
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Zooey Deschanel Naked
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Nicole Kidman Has a Wedgie
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50 Pics Of Awesome Cleavages To Get Your Left And Right Hand In Motion
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She Starts Sexy But end in a FAIL – VIDEO
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How About a Parrot Dog? – VIDEO
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Joey Hart Has Some Sweet Nice Tits
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Women Start Brawling In Courtroom During Sentencing Of Murderer – VIDEO
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Russian Slut Has Problems At the Bar – VIDEO
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Get a Load of Veronika
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How About Some Janine Lindemulder
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Some Kate Hudson, Just Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Double Dildo Fun With Lesbians
GO Carla Ossa Swimsuit Shoot
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I Love Tokyo Babes
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Who is Yamin Garcia And Why Aren’t I Stalking Her Yet
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Big Titted Blonde Teen on the Web Cam – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ho! Ho! Ho! Maury Povich Meets Frosty The Snowman – VIDEO
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Vicki and Carmen Are Getting It On
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Claire Chazal Relaxes at the Beach and Looks Good While Doing So
GO Yvonne Strahovski Gets Leggy And Angelic For PETA
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Striptease of the Day – 2 For 1
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Remember When Lindsay’s Nipple Slips Were Fun?
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A Lady Gaga Tit Grab
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Enjoy A Hot 54 Year Olds Naked Tits
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Paris Enjoying Some Maui Wowie
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