The only thing good about Christmas is all the free food I get at the homeless shelter….I mean along with the general population being totally on edge, totally agitated, totally angry, totally hating the holidays more than life itself, not that I ever get like that, because for some reason everyone’s misery in such a happy time brings me great joy….
I hope you are with your family, having fun, getting drunk and everything on your list, maybe this year will be the one you get laid, but don’t count on it.
I hope you aren’t alone, suicidal, depressed, because life is funny, just lighten up EMO…
Here are my stepLINKS!!!! Merry Christmas. Christians.
Cameron Diaz Bikini Pics….
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40 Pics of Katy Perry TIts….
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And Today in Lohan Family Drama
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How About Some Bikini Shakespeare? – VIDEO
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Rosie Jones Ooooooooweeeee!
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The Sexiest Cheerleaders of the BCS Bowl Games
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Demon Monster in Louisiana – VIDEO
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This Looking Good Sweetheart is Suing JLO
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The Best Toys for You to Play With This Christmas
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Hayden Panettiere Downblouse
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Keira Knightley is Single
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Now Here’s a Girl We Could All Fall in Love With
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Kid Ruins Christmas – VIDEO
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World’s Worst Hurdler – VIDEO
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We Call This One Christmas Ass – VIDEO
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And Now, The Best Ass Shaking Video on the Internet
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Reena Sky & Sindy Lange in High Def
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My Favorite Porny Things – Your 2010 Sexy Gift Giving Guide!
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Emma Stone is Looking Hot as a Blonde – VIDEO
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Kayden Kross Strips Down
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Lindsay Ellingson – VS Photoshoot
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Hot Blonde Bitch on a Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Aunt Becky is Still Fucking Hot
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Striptease of the Day
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Mulani Rivera on the Stairs
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Say Hello to Annie Thao
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More Pictures of Heidi Montag’s Surgery Scars
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