It’s almost 2011. I can’t believe I am still alive.
Add me to Facebook so we can ring the New Year in together, through our computers, ideally with one well timed global orgasm…no homo…
I figure being internet friends is the best thing to do to start the new year off horribly…I know I am jumping the gun here….since we still have another day before all you idiots rejoice with your idiot friends like some kind of fucking clown drones….so I figure nows a good time to fucking reach you.
On a sidenote, I didn’t leave the house all day because I thought I was dying and it had nothing to do with watching Parentrap for sexual purposes, you know cuz I like seeing long lost husband and wive’s who separate their kids get rekindle and not cuz I like Lohan as a virgin….and it had nothing to do with trying to figure out who invented cum snorting whores…It had everything to do with alcohol withdrawal….something I intend on changing very fucking soon.
Here are my stepLINKS…Enjoy….Happy New Year…It’s all downhill from here…
These Holidays have left me real fucking confused….
Memories of Kim Kardashian’s Big Fucking Ass in a Bikini – Best of 2010
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Every Lady Needs a Breast Stimulator
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Get Your Fucking Cowboy On and Fuck You Some Cows
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Bikini and Boobs Best of 2010
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The Playboy Mansion Smells Of Dog Shit And Dog Piss
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Best of 2010 – Coco’s Bikini Not Coco IN the Bikini, the Bikini Itself
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Because You Need to Get Your Rocks Off Today
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How About a Sexy Lap Dance – VIDEO
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Ashley Greene is Mean to Fans But She is Really Hot, So That Makes It Okay – PHOTOS
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Blonde Destroys Her Pussy with a Dildo – VIDEO
GO The 25 Most Notorious Media Whores in Sports History
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Because Even Grown Ups Need Toys
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UK Model And Prostitute Sophie Anderton Topless In Turkey
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Captioning This May Make You Gay,. But I Think You’re Already Gay, So It’s Like Whatever
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Some Angelina Jolie Just Because
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Michelle Williams Topless Will Set You On Fire
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2010 in Bikinis – A Gallery
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Random Photos of the Day
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Salma Hayek in a Bikini Holy Shit
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Anishya Sue Reyes Has a Body That’s Out of Hand
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Unleash The Beast: Celebrities Without Their Makeup
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Her Tits Are Perfection – VIDEO
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Jana Cova and Celeste Star – Two Hotties Tongue Each Others Clits
GO Joss Stone Lesbian Make Out Pics
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Sara gets licked and fingured by her lesbian friends – VIDEO
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Analeigh Tipton Maxim Photoshoot
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Mmmmmm Kylie Minogue
GO Alessandra Ambrosio & Jamie Mazur Partying in St. Barts!!
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Busty Teen Shakes Her Awesome Tits
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Lady Caca Disgustingness
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This Bitch is One Dumb Reporter – VIDEO
GO Striptease of the Day
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Luba in black lingerie
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Your 100 favorite women of 2010
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A Year Of Sexy: Rosa Acosta’s Sexiest “Spreads” Of 2010
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Kourtney Kardashian Lands Another Bikini Cover
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Would You Bang Adultress LeAnn Rimes
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Jessica Simpson Addresses Fat Rumors By Showing Her Fat Face
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A Topless Michelle Williams Will Set You On Fire
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Revisiting Jessica Alba’s Nipples And Camel Toe
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