My New Years Resolution is to get a teenager pregnant, to die of alcohol poisoning only to be revived, to get a double blowjob from some black girls, but more importantly to sell the fuck out. I hate these motherfuckers making their millions doing the same shit I do. I need me some private jets, expensive fur blankets and super model pussy. Internet made so many people rich, 2011 should be my turn…..I just need to change the name of the site to Sober Stepfather. I need to post stars on nipples, pussy lip and ass crack, I need to use $^%$&%*&% for swear words, and motherfucker, I can’t talk about rape, incest and other naughty things and I’ll be sipping cocktails on a beach in 6 months time. Unfortunately, this is all I know and I’m too old and lazy to learn, so this New Year’s Resolution will be as half assed, unreliable, inconsistent, and bullshitas everything else in my life….It was good while it lasted.
Happy New Year you gang of queers. Here are the last stepLINKS of 2010. End of an era. Enjoy…..and don’t die tonight…I mean if you’ve actually decided to leave your house for a change….
This Proves the End of America – You have gone too far – I Can Only Hope This Ends in Disaster….And People REalize What is Actually Important – Like a Dead Snooki.
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Sabastian Bach’s Slutty Wife Is Gonna Be Back on the Market
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Never TOo Late to Get
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Because You Should Get Yourself Off One Last Time in 2010
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Demi Lovato is Sorry She Punched That Chick in the Face and By Sorry I Mean She Pais them to Shut the Fuck Up
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These Two Babes Don’t Need a Dick – VIDEO
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I See Annalynne McCord’s Vag
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Lindsey Vonn: 10 Sexy Snow Bunnies Who Give Vonn a Run for Her Money
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Because We All Deserve Some Playtime
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Mmmmmmm Chocolate Milk and Vodka…Wait, What?
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Denise Richards Awesome Cleavage
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Some Fergie Just Because, Well, Because
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Miley Cyrus Crotch Throwback
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And a Little Vanessa Hudgens
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Jessica Burciaga Will Make Your Morning Right
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Tara Reid Isn’t Making Me Want to Puke in This Photos
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a Water Gun Flame Thrower
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Melissa Lauren and Her Giant Fucking Tits
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A Little Maliah Michelle Insanity
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Top 5 Celebrity Asses
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Co-Workers Convince Hot Chick at a Telemarketing Office To Start Dancing
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Some Riley Jensen Hotness with Girl on Girl Friends
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Here’s Some Miley Cyrus Lookalike in a Sex Tape
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Olivia Munn or Taraji P. Henson? Take Your Pic
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India Summer and the Fuck Machines
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Hilary Rhoda For SI Swimsuit 2011
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Cutey Pie From Germany Anyone?
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Kelly Brooke In Her Underpants
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Busty Teen Plays With Her Pussy
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Celebrity Christmas Cards: The Good, The Bad, & The WTF”
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Hillbillies Dancing to Mozart – VIDEO
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Big Booty Latina Luscious Lopez
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Eliza Dushku Turns 30 and Looks Hot Doing So
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Sanda and Cindy Girl on Girl – VIDEO
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‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood Makes $280,000/Year? JESUS CHRIST
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Irina Shayk Sizzles In Beach Bunny Swimwear
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How’d You Like To Bang This 19 Year Old Ass?
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Miley Sluts It Up In Daisy Dukes
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Snooki Is Having And Her New Year’s Balls
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Fergie’s Fuckable Ass. I’m Sorry, Fugable Ass
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Dave Navarro Is A Douche
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