The story goes like this….Lady Gaga did a surprise gig in NYC because she’s trying to keep herself legit…and in order to be legit in her hipster fag world…you have to keep it real by not just doing the arena shows that make her millions but by doing these one-off performances in small venues to prove she’s a real artist…despite the majority of intelligent people knowing she’s just a marketing vehicle for a coporation and the only thing artist about her is her fucking mangled asymmetrical fucked up face, shit looks like Picasso made it…..
I’m just posting it because sometimes I like the bitches in bondage gear to look like accident victims down on their luck cuz after their ex boyfriend threw acid in their face they couldn’t get another job and were forced to use their handicap to their advantage by putting ads in the back of local papers to get freaks into horror movie fantasies to be their submissives…
She hardly looks human no matter how naked she gets and the only rational explanation is that she was sent here from hell to take over the world, one insecure sexually confused kid at a time…
Weird.