In the even you didn’t notice – the site was semi-hacked which is appropriate because I only get semi-erections that you wouldn’t know were semi- because they are so small – but that I know are semi cuz they tingle….but my site was possibly hacked and causing people problems – so I spent all day trying to fix it – even though I barely know how to send an email…I contemplated shutting down, but instead I drank it out…
It could be fixed, it probably isn’t. If you are a genius – feel free to email me….
I am lookin for a few things:
1- BBM people to send me sleazy pics via Blackberry – Add Me – 234f6524
2- Facebook Like on my Facebook Page
Here are a few more things I am looking for:
3- Nude pics of girls.
4- Vacation
5- Winning the lottery
6- A new pair of shoes
7 -maybe a haircut
8- Dance lessons so I can live out my dream as a ballerina
9- a tv to watch this free boxset of Hannah Montana I got sent to me a year or two ago….
10- a dvd player to watch those dvds on
11 – food
12- a private jet
13- whiskey
14- a gift card at a brothel
15 – 2 willing french girls who are into getting fisted….
16 – a record deal….to share my angelic voice
I could go on all night, instead, I’ll just post my stepLINKS….
Britney Spears Hard Thighs….
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Amy Winehouse Still Knows How to Put on a Show and By Put on a Show I Mean Fall All Over the Place Drunk
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Kim Kardashian REALLY Want’s the World to Know She Has BReasts
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Because It’s Friday and We All Need a Way to Unwind (NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohan is Cured and By Cured I Mean Hanging Out at Bars
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Two Busty Latinas Play With Each Other (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Blondes in Sports
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Say Goodnight Fight – VIDEO
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Because You Can’t Have Fun Without Toys (NSFW)
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Anne Vyalitsyna See Through Bra (NSFW)
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Some Rachel McAdams Hotness
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Pauline Butcher Wants to Give You a Workout
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Olivia Munn Knows How To Swallow A Weiner Literally
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Martha Stewart’s Dog Mauled Her Ass! – Photos
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Lesbian Asses Banging together Are Hypnotic (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Alicia Silverstone
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Facebook Hottie of the Day
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Screaming Like a Girl at a Taser Demo – VIDEO
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A Gallery of Cuties (NSFW)
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Jessica Burciaga is the Hottest Thing I’ve Seen All Day
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Chick Shakes Her Ass for The Camera and Its Hot (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Mandy and Kat Get It On (NSFW) – VIDEO
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So Apparently Christina Hendricks Was in Playboy in the 90’s and Here Are Some of the Photos
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A Collection Of Olivia Munn’s Hotness
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I Wanna Bang This Summer Glau Chick
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Heather Vandeven Doing It for You Pleasure
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Now This Babe is What I Call a Basketball Fan
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Cutey on a Rooftop
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Candice Swanepoel: Team Candice > Other VS Angels!!
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Cute Teen showing her perfect Boobs
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jesus Christ Paris Hilton Got ANOTHER Reality Show?
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And That’s What Happens When You Fuck Up a Guitar Solo – VIDEO
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More Naked Cuties
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Did You Know Sofia Vergara Had Cancer? I Must Have Been Too Distracted By Her Cleavage to Realize
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Wet Peach Corin (NSFW)
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Joanna Krupa Is in Miami and In a Bikini
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Olivia Wilde Looking All Kinds Of Hot
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Olivia Munn Can Swallow My Weiner Anytime
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Kim Kardashian, A Dating Slut And Whore
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Kim Kardashian’s Fuckable Tits In Spandex
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Yeah, I’d Still Fuck Britney Spears
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Aubrey O’day Would Be Good At Sucking Cock
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