This just goes to show you that if you do that between traveling the world drunk, passing out in random place drunk, pissing yourself drunk, doing body shots drunk, hosting wet t-shirt contest drunk, keg stands drunk, spending days by the pool drunk, medicated, in some never ending College Springbreak party even though you are 38 years old, you can find love, with some party boy lookin’ Euro promoter, who likes to get drunk as much as she does, especially if it means bragging to his friends he is dating “Big hollywood star it fake boobs”, cuz that’s just something can’t buy…or maybe it can, considering her last job was decades ago…
This is the shit romantic comedies are based on…