I made the misatake of drinking two cheap bottles of red wine in an hour while sitting on my couch naked and alone last night…my stomach felt like it was on fucking fire from the acid…and I never make myself puke or puke for that matter…I think my stomach is made of steel or some shit cuz I’ve eating old meat, rotten dairy, drank insanes amount in one sitting and never pure…..
So I had to try to make myself puke, something I haven’t done in a long fucking time, I was sitting there like a high school girl trying to lose weight after eating a piece of cake, fingers as deep as I could get them, only I couldn’t gag, teaching me that I’d be a very talented in gay porn….
Worst hangover ever and it won’t go away, so I’ll try to stick to the vodka tonight and leave the wine for the rich and fancy….
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