Despite the hope of the many natives who were offended by my TWITTER TWEET about gas huffing jokes….But was reassured by a native that will use me in my entirety so that I won’t be wasted and left to rot for my luxurious hair….I think I wrote this in a post…but I feel like a deer being hunted in the woods…I think I’m losing my mind….I am wearing nothing but war paint and I’d be ready to run if I wasn’t pushing 300 lbs…
UPDATE: I just hired a dude named Tony to handle my security, he’s a military man with other military friends. This is the first step towards goin’ public.
Here are my stepLINKS…
Minka Kelly Versus Leighton Meester – Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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Octomom Actually Turned Down a Check
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I just Masturbated to One of These Pics
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Danielle Lloyd Takes Her Big Tits To The Pool
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The Hottest Sluts On Chick Shows
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Because I Know You Can’t Afford a Tuesday Night Movie (NSFW)
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Izabel Goulart In Some Skinny Hotness
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Completely Fucking Insane
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Amateur Girl Uses Mobile Phone as a Vibrator (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Major Hotties: 25 Sexiest Female Collegiate Athletes
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Because Toys Make Everything More Fun (NSFW)
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The L Word’s Mia Kirshner Shows Us Her Fabulously Bisexual Breast! (NSFW)
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Italy Is Wrapping Itself In A Giant Boot-Shaped Condom Right Now
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A Nice Collection of Chanel Sluts
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Smoking Hot Nurse Aki Hoshino
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Julia Stiles in a Bikini
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Some slut Pissing on the Sidealk Has Her Purse Stolen While Squatting (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Heather Crook is Tasty
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I Always Love a Red Hot Redhead (NSFW)
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Apple Store FAIL – VIDEO
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Rene Miller is Naturally Beautiful
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You’re Gonna Want to Get to Know Charm Killings
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Jana Miartusova Will Have You Thinking Dirty Thoughts (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Lookin Good Sweetheart Shaves Her Legs
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Allah Take The Wheel! Muslim Father Runs Down Daughter For Becoming Too ‘Westernised’
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3 Idiots on a Bike trying a Wheelie Ends Very Bad Watch the Kid in the Back) – VIDEO
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Jana is Ready for You (NSFW)
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I Wanna Bang Olivia Wilde
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Bree Daniels and Friends Are All Tongued Out (NSFW) – VIDEO
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I Love Anything Marisa Miller Related
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I Love a Cutey Asian
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Bar Refaeli – Passionata Spring/Summer
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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After All These Years I’d Still Bang Sophia Loren
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This Rap Ends With a Right Hook – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day (NSFW)
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Olivia, Taira or Jo? Take Your Pick
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Sweet Sweet Simona (NSFW)
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The 7 stupidest Ways to Accessorize Your Car
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Montana Fishburne Pretended to Drink Bleach
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Caprice Danzy is Fine By Me
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Audrina Patridge Really Needs To Show Her Crotch
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Sophie Monk Is Banging Some Billionaire. Yes, That Sophie Monk
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Megan Fox Looks Totally Stoned
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I Too Wanna Stick My Finger In Luisana Lopilato’s Ass
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