Here’s the news because I know you white trash hick pieces of shit are too busy watching Nascar and wrestling lawn furniture when you’re not watching Will Farrell movies instead of keeping up with current affairs.
I help you be a better person…
Dentist’s red flags ignored
A dentist now charged with writing prescriptions in exchange for sexual favors has a long history of substance abuse, records show, a history that at least one former patient wished the state had noticed sooner.
Human Smuggling Game App Draws Criticism
A game developed by a Boston-based tech company that allows users to drive a truck full of immigrants through the desert and try not to have them tossed out is drawing fire from some immigrant advocates.
Deputy stops alleged ‘one-armed bandit’
An Orange County Sheriff’s deputy responded to a bank robbery call at the Fairwinds Credit Union at 6329 W Colonial Drive. The suspect, described as having a prosthetic arm, was stopped before he could flee the scene.
Christina Aguilera trips before singing National Anthem
Fred Durst King of All Austin Trash?
What’s in a name? The city says there’s a lot to gain from re-naming their Solid Waste Services Department, but it looks like Austinites will have some fun at their expense.
Dismembered Body Found in Freezer
A woman’s body was found stuffed in a freezer and her 19-year-old son has confessed to the crime. What’s the big deal, a lot of kids don’t get a long with their parents….
15 Face Charges After Prostitution Bust
Fifteen people were rounded up in a prostitution bust in the District. It happened Saturday after police served a warrant on an apartment building in the 3100 block of Georgia Avenue, NW.
Seattle strip club fights to stay open
Murder suspect’s odd defense
Could sleep deprivation and Red Bell be a plausible defense?