I’m like the morning paper, only far less credible. I’m like a morning show, only not so early. I’m like CNN for retard perverts, drunks and virgins. I’m the Huffington Post of all things useless. Only no one else thinks I am. So I guess I’m really just some asshole putting up videos no one will watch of some crazy shit going on in our crazy world….
Here is today’s stepNEWS…
Woman Reportedly Dies From Butt Implant – Too Bad it Wasn’t Coco, Kim Kardashian, or Any of the Other Bitches who Waste My Life – But Instead just Someone Inspired by Their Fame…Kim Kardashian is a Killer.
A woman visiting Philadelphia from Great Britain died on Monday after she had a procedure to inject silicone into her buttocks.
Woman Talks About Butt Injections
Fox 29 spoke with a woman who had a procedure similar to the one that may have killed a British woman at a local hotel.
Church OKs iPhone confession app cuz they are desperate….
The Catholic Church has given its seal of approval approval of an iPhone application called Confession.
Turkish bus crash caught on tape
Passengers on-board a local bus in Turkey got the shock of their lives the other day
Kiddie Porn Search Ends in Shooting
The scene on Cheryl Street in Osceola, Arkansas on Tuesday afternoon left neighbors in disbelief. Sources told Fox 13 that several law enforcement agencies, including the FBI were executing a search warrant regarding child porn.
Sex with Prostitute Gets Officer Fired
The call should have been routine but it turned out to be x-rated. Atlanta’s police chief told a city personnel board Tuesday, why he had to fire a young police officer after that officer had an inappropriate encounter with a young woman.
Teacher Charged With Abusing Students – With a Face Like that – Just Being Alive is Abusive to the Rest of Us….
Montgomery County police have charged a first-grade teacher with choking, kicking and punching her students.
Woman Given Abortion Pill By Mistake
A pregnant Colorado woman may lose her baby all because of a drug mix-up.
Baby Put in Freezer, Dad Gets 10 Yrs
A judge has sentenced a Chandler man to 10 years in prison for putting his 7-month-old son in a freezer.
Handbag Granny Fights Off Robbers
A handbag heroine fought off robbers armed with sledgehammers as they attempted a smash-and-grab raid at a UK jewelry store, Sky News reported Tuesday.