One of the worst things in the world is when stuck at a bar next to a dude who takes these body spray companies seriously, forcing you to smell the toxic shit they think is going to get them laid, until you can get your drink and escape them. This jock frat boy shit is worse than AIDS, worse than being held captive by pirates, worse than natural disasters, worse than the smells my wife gives off when naked and worse than my wife naked, it is just a war on my fucking nostrils, and I’m a motherfucker with a food allergy who stinks of sulfur and an issue with not being down to shower or wash my clothes, meaning bad smells are kinda my thing…I have a pretty solid threshold for stink…The only thing good about these companies is that they hire whores to show off their tits when marketing this toxic shit…..and here’s Kelly Brook getting paid to smut peddle…cuz bitches like this don’t care what they promote as long as it pays the fucking bills…they have no souls…but they do have tits…good enough for me…and now look at all the free press they got….good work Lynx…