Like Charlie Sheen, or as I like to call him, the new Chuck Norris of the internet joke world, I have one speed. One gear. Pretty slow. I’m a lazy man….I like to sleep….so here are my stepLINKS…where other people covered shit I didn’t get to…cuz of that one gear. one speed. Pretty show.
Kacey Jordan Wins Best Whore and the Best Part About that Headline is I Didn’t Make It Up, She Actually Claimed That Title
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Lindsay Lohan Releases A Statement About Michael Lohan Releasing A Statement. Fuck This Never Ends
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Because When Sitting at Home Alone is Pathetic, But That Doesn’t Mean It Can’t Be Fun
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Man, When Britney Spears is Completely Photoshopped and Unrecognizable She Looks Pretty Hot
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The 10 Stars from the 80s Who Are Still Hot Today
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Check My Charlie Sheen Inspired T-Shirts Cuz I”m a Fashionista
#Losing.
I have another Charlie Sheen Inspired T-Shirt cuz I’m Capitalizing….
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Heidi Klum Takes Off Her G String For Jay Leno
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Joanna Kruppa Sweet Tits In A Bikini
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Epic Hood Time
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Kelly Brooke’s Shopping Spandex Ass
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Spring Break is Around the Corner, So Maximize You Vacation Getting Laid Potential Here
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Why Buy a Dildo When You Can Buy a Wine Bottle
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25 Hottest Actresses Who Would Make Even Better WWE Divas
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LOL Cat of the Day
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Jessica Biel Birthday Tits
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Kate Winslet is Totally Bangable
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Rosario Dawson, Sheena Lee, Anne Hathaway, Penelope Cruz, Satu Tuomisto Oh My
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Taylor Swift Gets Dirty In A Bikini
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Sexy Sexy Body By Budweiser
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Gabrielle Union is the Hotness
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Paula Abdul Was Held Hostage in a Speeding Car, Too Bad She Wasn’t Killed at the End Of It All
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Maybe It’s Just Me But I Think These Body Builders Could Use More Steroids
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Paula and Carla Get Nasty and I Like It
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Camille Washing May Be My New Obsession
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California Man Drives 35 Miles With His Wife On The Hood Of Their Car!!
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Teen Girl in a G-Sring and Rocking a Tramp Stamp gets Super Freaky – VIDEO
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Lucky Lesbians Ashley Jensen and Marie Mc Cray
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Anti-Gay, Anti-Sex, Pastor Arrested For Masturbating In Park
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Trailer Trash Momsen is Selling Out Slutty Shows on NYC
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Breanna is an Ass Licker
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Doutzen Kroes in Nathaniel Goldberg Photoshoot
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Alessandra Ambrosio In Brazil Vogue
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Horney Slut on Webcam, Nuff Said
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Prince Andrew Attended Naked Pool Parties With Underage Girls & Genital Organ Soaps (SHOCKER???!?!?)
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Seriously, Women Are Dumb as Shit Sometimes
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Striptease of the Day
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Lubas Tits Look Best in Black and White
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How Guyism bid a lot of money for Justin Bieber’s hair and lost
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Whitney And Bobby Brown’s Daughter Caught Sniffing Cocaine
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Here’s a Shitty Preview of Kim Kardahisn’s Shitty Video For Her Shitty Song. Man This Chick is a Whore
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Regis Giles – America’s Deadliest Teen
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Justin Bieber Is A Queen
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Watching Carmen Electra Stretch Makes Me Pull My Muscle
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A Miley Cyrus Peach Panty Upskirt
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Karissan Shannon Nose Picker
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