Is Spring Break still happening? Everyday is Spring Break for me, I mean without the wet t-shirt contest, but with the wet boxer contest that I’m usually the only contestant in….
The high light of the day was that I applied to be Charlie Sheen’s intern. I’m pretty sure I won’t get it cuz I am onto his lie, but figure I should cuz I own the fucking internet and have been doing this online humiliation that irritates everyone long before most people…it’s second nature to me….he just needs to be educated on how awesome I am….but I don’t have any real stamp of approval, success or internet celebrity to back up my claims..I just kinda exist on here along with many virgin losers… so it won’t happen…but at least I tried…which I never do cuz I always fail…and because I’m lazy…
Here are my stepLINKS….
Taylor Momsen has a Beer Guy
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Here Comes the Britney Nudes….
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Miley Cyrus Put the Bong Down and Went on SNL and There Was Also a Fantastic Charlie Sheen Spoof
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This is Charlie Sheen’s Favorite Thing He Owns…
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Lady Gaga And Her Sloppy Boobs Hit Canada
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Snooki And Her Fat Friends In Some See Through Tops
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Gisele Bundchen is So Skinny She Looks Like She Belongs in a Third World Country
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Aubrey O’Day’s Slutty Hot Tits
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Rosie Jone’s Body is Hotter Than Ever
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Kid Faceplants into a Puddle Hahahahahahah
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There’s a Camera Under He Desk (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Fucking Random Broads is the Best Part of Vacation
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2010’s 50 Hottest Athletes
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Web Sluts Who Do What They Are Told
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Who Says That Toys Are Just For Kids
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Sofia Vergara Nipple Peek On MODERN FAMILY
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Blake Lively Even Though She is Manly
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Keeley Hazell, Wendy Dubbeld, Cody Love, Laura Celeste, Olga Maliouk Oh My
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Taylor Momsen is Getting Fat in Fishnets
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Kesha is a Trashy Slut and Now She is on a Condom Wrapper. I’m Dead Serious
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Idiots Throw Snowballs at Their Friend That is on Fire – VIDEO
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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ou Could Use An Awesome 29 Minute Lesbian Video Of Sunny Leone And Tori Black In Your Life
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Drunk Priest Tries to Bribe Cops – VIDEO
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Bikinis, Bikinis Everywhere
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She’s the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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You’ll Never Believe What Ashley Crouch Did To Her Newborn Baby In The Snow
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Perfect Little Blonde Teen Stips for Her Boyfriend After Curfew
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Layla and Her Friend Are Finger Looking Good
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Nicole Sheridan is Nasty and I Like It
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Daniel Craig Makes a Pretty Hot Woman
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Lindy Stuffs Her Pussy with Golf Balls – VIDEO
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Torri Wilson and Her Big Tits
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Sometimes I Wanna Punch Hipsters in the Face
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Nicole Richy Tight Body in Leather
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Busty Teen Rubs One Out
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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German Tv Hosts Boobs Pop Out
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Teresa Palmer Actually Makes Us Want To Sit Through A Topher Grace Movie
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Now THIS Chick is Flexible
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Okay This Crazy Human Robot is Freaking Me the Fuck Out
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It’s Official – Charlie Sheen is Fired
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Amanda Bynes is Slutty on Twitter
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Ohhhhh It’s Been Awhile Since We Had Some Kate Beckinsale
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Sofia Vergara Wants To Fluff Your Pillows
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Audrina And Her Wonky Boobs Hit The Beach
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