I didn’t get the Charlie Sheen internship. My campaign didn’t work out as planned. Do people even read this site? I get nothing from you idiots….
Now I gotta find a new meal ticket and while I do that, I’m either going to nap or drink. As a poverty barn hermit, my options are limited….
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