I don’t think any news will ever be as important as yesterday’s guy with 84 Julia Roberts Tattoos , but I figure I might as well post these news that aren’t really news cuz i figure we’ve got our own problems and don’t need to deal with the depressing problems of Japan natural disasters and Arab disasters that are laying the groundword for the end of the world, 2012 motherfuckers, because lets face it, they just aren’t that important cuz they aren’t as fun….if anything they are sad and depressing, and who needs that…life is depressing enough without their problems that will soon be our problems..
Here’s some good light hearted stepNEWS….
Snake Dies of Silicone Poisoning
A snake that bit Israeli model and actress Orit Fox in the chest died after being poisoned by an unusual venom — the silicone in the buxom blonde’s surgically enhanced breasts.
Sink hole swallows cars
City crews are working to secure the area around a sinkhole near the Humboldt Bridge in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Woman Freed after ‘Horrific’ Kidnapping
A North Texas woman survives a “horrific” two-week kidnapping and sexual assault at the hands of a man she rejected romantically, police say.
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