The highlight of the weekend wasn’t as much a highlight as it was a disappointment. I was drunk. My friend went outside to smoke. I stayed inside to drink. He witnessed a 20 year old girl, wasted off her fucking ass, jack up her skirt and start pissin everywhere, her bald pussy for all to see, and the fucker didn’t even get the video.
The other hight of the weekend that wasn’t as much a highlight as it was a disappointment was a rejection letter from Charlie Sheen’s internship program, not cuz I give a fuck about Charlie Sheen. That joke is over, boring and annoying, but cuz I never win anything…not even when I’m willing to whore myself out to be some bitch who works for Charlie Sheen’s bitch…
Does having the best site on the internet nobody reads not count for something? I was on this celeb paparazzi titty thing before 90 percent of other sites. I guess I suck at life, good thing I already knew that, embraced that and most importantly, love that.
I wouldn’t change me for the world, but I would for 4-6 million dollars, tell your rich friends… FOLLOW ME
Here are my stepLINKS….
Natalie Portman Has Leaked Photos Now – THanks to the Hacker WHo Doesn’t Email Me the Goods But Should…Hopefully they are pre-pregnancy…
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Nicki Minaj is Wearing a Dildo on Stage or She’s Been Hiding a MASSIVE Cock in Her Multi Colored Leggings All Along
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Web Cam Sluts To Start Your Week Off Right
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Petra Nemcova’s Hottest Bikini Pics
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Kim Kardashian And Her Big Tits Celebrate Her Brother’s Birthday
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Snooki In A Bikini: Make It Stop!
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Kelly Brook’s Sweet Bikini Goodness
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Sofia Vergara Hotness
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Beach Sluts Will Make This the Vacation of Your Dreams
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The Best Things in Life Are Free, Including These Girls
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Wyclef Got Shot Hahahahahahahah
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That’s One Giant Dildo
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The NFL’s Hottest Fan Bases
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Toys That Will Make Your Playtime Way Better
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Martina Colombari Panty Uspkirt
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Some Lindsay Lohan Just Because
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Brittany Maddison Has One Hot Booty
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British Girl Group STOOSHE Has a New Single Called FUCK ME
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Miley Cyrus Sluts It Up on Stage
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Rekha Luther Has One Hot Body
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Some Hot Blonde Lesbian Action To Get Your Day Going In The Right Direction
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Victoria Silvstedt – BonPrix Lingerie
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HOlly West is the Hotness
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Gotta Love School Girls
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Celebrity Wax Figures That Look So Real Its Scary!! [PICS]
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Now These Sluts Are What I Call Paradise
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Brooke Mueller Panty Upskirt
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And More Lindsay Lohan
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Julie is on the Fucking Machine
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2011 Presents Damaris Lewis
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And More School Girls
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A Little Bit of Taylor Swift
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Huge Titties on the Web Cam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jayde Nicole Strips Down
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Let’s Celebrate National Umbrella Month
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SUV Versus Reporter
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How to Get All the Bitches
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Kayden Panettiere is Bacially Wearing a White Rag
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CBS Willing to Forgive Charlie Sheen
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Yup, Eva Longoria Looks Way Hotter Now That She’s Divorced…
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Tiger Woods’ New Girlfriend Is A Drunk. Here’s Her Mugshot
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Katherine Heigl, Smoking In A Bikini
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Nuts For Knuts Dead At 4
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Real Housewives of OC, Tamra Getting Banged In The Bathtub
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