I saw the Runaways because I am a pervert and the idea of teen rockers in lingerie may not be all that sexy to me, but the masturbation seen with Kristen Stewart telling a bitch to get off to Farrah Fawecet’s hair (pre-death) kinda was, even if Kristen Steward reminds me of a dude you’d meet in the woods out back of a trailer park killing squirrels while smoking meth and taking a fucking shit.
So I know that Taylor Momsen is ripping off that Joan Jett hustle, as much as she’s milking the fact that she’s 17 as hard as she can to generate some buzz before she turns 18 and everyone sees how much she looks like Lady Gaga with her weak chin and all…and the whole thing is boring, especially when the pussy she’s dyking out with looks like she’s either a mom of 4, a checkout girl at WalMart who’s been stealing all the broken chocolate bars they can’t sell, or just real down with fast food. Clearly Momssen was looking for someone who wasn’t as hot as her who would steal the show…and this is the best she could come up with…
It’s boring, but I guess this is growing up in Hollywood in the most obvious of ways… FOLLOW ME
This act is a little too obvious, I want a little more creativity or vagina in publicity stunts….