There were the two jokes I wrote today for twitter:
The first about shitty things…
It’s shittier than a condom at a gay bath house on a Saturday night.
I don’t think that’s really a joke, since gay guys don’t use condoms, especially at a bathouse…so here the second one about Lohan changing her name to just Lindsay…
I hear MTV is changing their name to just “M” because tv killed the radio star and they want to disassociate themselves from that
I need a hobby. My stomach is rotton as we go into the weekend and that depresses me…. FOLLOW ME
Here are my stepLINKS
Olivia Munn is All Sophisticated and Shit
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Lindsay Lohan Family Insanity of the Day
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Some Hoods Aren’t Clit Hoods
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Spend the Weekend Sith Sluts Who Don’t Talk Back
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Britney Spears Looks Amazing When She is Photoshopped to Shit and Doesn’t Look Like Herself
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BLACK SWAN WAS THE SHITTEST MOVIE EVER AND THE WHOLE THING WAS A FUCKING SHAM YOU ARE ALL BEING LIED TO YOU FUCKING SHEEP
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Because in the End, Vacations Are All About Getting Laid
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Cam Shows That You Have GOT to Check Out
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Jenny Poussin is One Hot Canadian
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Blonde Cutie Self Fisting
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The 50 Worst Super Bowl Commercials of All Time
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Toys for When You Play
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That Barefoot Contessa Cunt Basically Shattered a Dying Child’s Dreams.
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Hottie and a Motorcycle
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Vanessa Hudgens Side Boob Shot
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Yeah I’d Bang Mary Louise Parker
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Penelope Cruz is Looking HOT
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Hot 100: Busty Babes Blowout
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Let’s All Go Get Lunch at FAT HO BURGERS!
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I Would Totally Bang Lacey Schwimmer
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Leah
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Alyssa Miller naked for Greg Kadel
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YOU MUST FEAR GODZILLAAAAAAA – VIDEO
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Sammie Rhodes and Sea J Oh My Godness
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Some Art Shit I Dont Understand With Lots of Tight Bodied Chicks and Boobs
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Camilla Belle Thinks She’s a DJ
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These Sluts Like to Get Nasty
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WWE Diva Trish Stratus
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Wtf is With Fashion People Thinking That They Have to Wear Absolutly Everything At Once to Look Good
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Fashionably Hot Women @ Nylon Magazine’s 12th Anniversary Party
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Yet ANOTHER Pole Dancing Fail
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Jesus Gives Woman Orgasm – VIDEO
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sexy Amateur Insanity
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Chantelle Houghton Wears A Lettuce Dress For PETA
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Check Out Hot Blonde Blanka
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Whoopi Goldberg Was High as Shit During Her Oscar Speech
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Vanessa Hudgens Sexiness
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