Here is the news that isn’t the news to keep you informed about things that don’t really matter, but that can be funny, if you’re not the 12 year old getting raped by the clown….scroll down and see how genius I tie things together…I’m a machine peple. A sloppy booze soaked confused perverted machine.
Women Accidentally Shoot Selves
Two women are suspected of a drive-by shooting Friday night – and they actually ended up shooting themselves!
Clown Arrested in 2002 Rape of Girl
A professional clown suspected of kidnapping and raping a 12-year-old girl in Fullerton nine years ago while he was in costume was arrested today.
Teen Boy-Woman Affair Started in Church
An observant mother … worried about changes in her teenage son’s behavior… discovers something worse than she ever expected. Her 15-year-old son had met a girl at church. They started exchanging text messages and videos. That’s not that unusual. But what if the girl is 20 and the images of the two are graphic?
Pole Dancing for Jesus Goes Global
It’s a story we first brought you last week. Who knew that a small business in Old Town Spring would make headlines across the country?