Hot soup just exploded in my eye. I am typing this with one eye. I think I am officially gonna become a pirate. A life behind an eye patch. I hope I don’t get confused for a gay guy trying to be tough, cuz the only rape I like is prison rape, and that’s just cuz there’s not that many options in prison…
I don’t know what I’m saying. I blame my new disability.
Here are my stepLINKS…..FOLLOW ME
Courtney Love is as Haggard as Ever
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Toothpick Beard
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Genius Viral Video
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Web Cam Girls that Will Make You Sorry If You Miss Them
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Irina Shayk Is So Damn Hot It Hurts
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Kelly Clarkson and This Bathing Suit May Have Cause the Tsunami
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The Vacation of Your Life With the Slut of Your Dreams
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Free Cam Shows That Will Keep You Busy Forever
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A Special NBA Dancers Showing Off Gallery
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Barcelona vs. Real Madrid: Battle of the Wives and Girlfriends
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Get These Toys For Playtime
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Fat Bitch Can’t Say the Alphabet Drunk – VIDEO
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Model Fails Are Always Good for a Laugh
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Michelle Hunziker Ass Crack
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Michelle Williams is Looking Hot and a Little 12 Year Old Boyish at the Same Time
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Courtney Cox is Pretty Much Living in a Bikini Now
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Jamie Chung is an Asian Cutie
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Porn Stars Are the Best Tweeters
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Carol Conners is Our Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Victoria’s Secret Angels – Angel Forever
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Tylar Jacobs is All Sorts of Sexy
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Amber Rose’s Nipples Are Pierced
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Mandy, Pamela, and Vanessa Get It On
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Here’s a Nice Collection of Nude Super Model
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Vanessa Hudgens: ‘Sucker Punch’ London Premiere!
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Britney Beth Flashes Her Wet Pussy in Lingerie
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Lindsay Ellingson in Victoria Secrect’s Commercial
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WTF is This Dude Wearing? Seriously
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Taylor Swift Cause It’s a Slow Day
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Teen Lesbians Play With Themselves
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lindsay Lohan Dodges Charges In Rehab Fight
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Miley Cyrus is a Fucking Idiot
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Kate Upton Gets Ridiculously Sexy For GUESS Lingerie
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Girls Gone Wild Trio Anyone?
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Striptease of the Day
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Guess The Celebrity Tits
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Hot Celeb Beach Bodies A Year In Review
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Is This Porn Star Charlie Sheen’s Next Intern?
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I’d Like To Park It In Hilary Duff’s Backend
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Miley Cyrus’s Sluttiest Outfits. Nice.
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