I am still doing this birthday thing. I figure milk it for all the free booze I can get…you know, drive that shit into the ground so deep that even a necrophiliac can’t dig it up and fuck it, even though, despite popular belief, I’m not a teenage girl…but I did see a teenage girls panties today, while walking down the street…she was sitting on a bench like a truck driver in a skirt…it wasn’t hot…but you probably would have freaked out cuz where you’re from, you aren’t allowed to bang 16 year olds…to me, it’s played out….I’d take a granny over that anyday, all that experience and baked goods can’t be matched with tightness….
Speaking of teens, here’s some Teen Girls Fucking each other…
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Here are my stepLINKS….for the weekendss…
LeAnn Rimes is Channeling Her Inner Single White Female
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Trashy Sluts Fight in Denny’s of the Day
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Emma Stone’s a Grocery Whore…..
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Preston from Jackass Being Fat in an Awesome Shirt….
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Cam Sluts to Spend Your Weekend With
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She’s Pretty in Pink In Her Bedroom
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Mila Kunis Brings the Hotness As Always
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Amanda Seyfried Is At A Premiere Again
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Take a Vacation and Meet the Slut Of Your Dreams
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Free Cam Shows That Will Keep You Very Busy
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Gwyneth Paltrow is a Self Entitled Bitch of the Day
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Blonde Hottie Gets Herself Off
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Sexy Toys For Sexy Time
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Meredith Viera Pantyhose Upskirt On TV’s THE EARLY SHOW
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Yeah I’d Bang Kat Dennings
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Alessandra Ambrosio Wears Short-Shorts
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Renee Zellweger is So Skinny It’s Kinda Disgusting
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Shenae Grimes is Slutty
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Yeah I’d Bang Rachel Leigh Cook
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The Best Slut Gallery You Will See All Day
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Biggest Dumbasses Ever – VIDEO
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How About Some DJ Sluts
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F*cked Up Mother Of The Day: Woman Accused Of Poisoning Her 7-Month-Old For Attention
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Get a Load of Evelyn and Her Friend
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3D IMAX Porn Opening In Hong Kong Next Week
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January Jones Just Because
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Soccar Slut Gets Herself Off
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Emma Roberts ELLE Magazine Photo Shoot
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Hipster Club Chick of the Day
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Nicki Minaj is Fucking Insane of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Transformers Thriller Dance
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Teen Lesbians Are Having Fun
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Audrina Patridge Just Because
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And On Goes the Black Swan Controversy
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Sexy Arianny Celeste Twitter Action? Yes Please!
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1000 Arrests! Holy Shit
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Iggy Pop Sticks His Dick In J-Lo’s Face
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Some Of Miley Cyrus’ Best Ass Shots
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Guess The Celebrity Tits
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Kim Kardashian Knows How To Back That Shit Up
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