I think my morning hangover is a combination of 6 hangovers from the last 6 days and I’m surprised I managed to get out of bed…weak…dizzy…covered in what is either urine or sweat…unable to do my morning pilates class, but ready to take on the week like a real fucking hero…to save the day for people who don’t even read the fucking site but who I think they do…cuz I ignore the fact that 90 percent of the site traffic is people googling “dick farts”… I don’t even know what a dick fart is…who cares – here’s some morning links to start this horrible day…
A Laid Out Babe to Start Things Off
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No Wrong Answer: Who’s Hotter, Pro or College Fans?
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Cam Shows That Are Free and Will Brighten Up a Monday for a Broke Ass Like You
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Lindsay Lohan Hid in the Closet From Her Dada, But I’ll Let You Decide Which of Thoe Two People Are Crazier
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How About some Jessica Rabbit Sluttiness?
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This Prosthetic Leg Paint Job Almost Makes Me Wish I Had a Prosthetic Leg
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Slutty Amateur in the Sex Toy Shop
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You Can Now Add Getting a Baby Drunk to the Long List of Things that Make Applebee’s Amazing
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