Someone I know has a TV show that she won’t let me on, but she does send me harrassing messages regardless, asking me to help get the word out for her casting, and being the nice guy that I am, despite not being allowed on the show, I’m gonna post it. I know, it’s got nothing to do with my hangover dump, but that’s probably because I don’t get hangovers from vodka, however the pizza I ate at 5 am raped me, but this was never meant to be about shit, it just evolved into that….
Here’s the casting call… Enter. It will be amazing…and hysterical…think of what they boys back at the trailer park will think!
A new reality tv series based on the ins and outs of the fashion and luxury industry is looking for six interns with huge personalities to live & work in the Hamptons for the summer. We are looking for wild, loud, outspoken, and colorful individuals who are willing to work hard and take part in a fabulous lifestyle. If you think this chance of a life time is for you, please submit a 1-3min casting tape that answers the following questions: 1. Who are you – a rebel, a good girl, a heart breaker, the class clown, a bad boy or just tell us in your own words how you see yourself. 2. What is important to you? What does luxury mean to you? What does fashion mean to you? 3. What would make you a great fashion/luxury intern? Please e-mail your casting video to: fashioncasting9465 (AT) gmail.com.
I know GMAIL addresses always feel so legit, but I know first hand it is….
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