Getting drunk alone on the computer is always fun, especially when you get to wake up to all the new friends, conversations, and paper trail you left behind trying to entertain yourself while your wife, your first choice in miserable entertainment while drunk in the cell you call home, cuz there’s cuz she’s circus-like and the space isn’t big enough for other choices, wasn’t there to make you feel like the lazy loser you clearly are….if you know what I mean…which you do. Cuz we’re in this together…
Here are the morning links…
Slut in a Short Pink Skirt
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The Sexiest NHL Playoff Hotties That Aren’t Actually Players, They Just Bang Them
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Free Cam Shows to Finish This Week Off Right
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TThe Entire Country of Isreal Hates Justin Bieber
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Twitter Slut Does the Splits
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Hot Body Blonde in a One Piece
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Busty German Rubs One Out
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Sluts Have Some Fun Experimenting With One Another
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Blondes Versus Brunettes – The Ultimate Battle
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The TSA is NOw Searching and Drug Tesing 5 Year Girls. WTF
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