Someone asked what the most embarrasing song on your ipod is…I wrote:
my wife taking a shit- it isn’t a technically a song. But it could be…you know like that whale songs shit!?…literally.
And for some reason, I thought that was a funny…mainly because it is true…and then I realized that makes it not funny…but instead very fucking depressing and now I’m gonna go kill myself with drink….
On a side note all you idiots I hate who celebrate 420 like you’re high school boys, you do realize that 420 is neo nazi propoganda to force you into celebrating Hilter’s bday without even knowing it…you fucking Nazi pig…
Speaking of Nazi Pig…Some things just don’t make sense to me and never will…
Here are my stepLINKS
If Kirstie Alley is a Size Six, Than I Am Sober…Maybe she’s talking in fat chick sizes…
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The Mayor Of Florence Wants To Destroy The Cast Of Jersey Shore
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Lily Aldridge from Victoria’s Secret Doin the Costco
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Fashion Party
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Web Cam Sex Show Fun
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Hot Blonde on all Fours
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Candice Swanepoel In Her Sexy Little Undies
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Christine Teigen Tweets Slutty Photos and I Like It
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Beach Sluts that Will Get You Laid
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Helen Mirren is the Kinda of Old Lady I Can Get Down With
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Free Cam Shows and Free is a Price You Can’t Beat
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Amateur Slut is Self Fisting in the Ass
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The 25 Hottest Ladyn Surfers and Wakeboarders
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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Naomi Watts Pokies
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Katherina Heigl WTF Are You Wearing?
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Who is Heather Morris and Why Aren’t I Banging Her Yet
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Jennifer Aniston or Brooklyn Decker, Who Would You Rather?
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Audrina Patridge’s New Show is Super Fucking Lame
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Tia Tanaka Deserves Your Undivided Attention
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And That’s Why You Don’t Pick a Fight With the Bouncer
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Jana Jordan and Her Tight Body
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Some Rosa Acosta Hotness
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Mob Wives Looks Good!: Jail, Rats, And Of Course…. Fights! [Video]
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Carie and Paris Diamond Get It On
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Lucy Pinder & Rosie Jone’s Topless Dyke Out Continues
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Beyonce is Blonde and Leggy
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Brigette Likes to Play With Herself
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Krystal Forscutt Zoo Magazine
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Hipster Girl Wears Everything At Once
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THROWBACK – Jessica Alba vs. Eva Longoria – The Bastardly Ass Off! Ow!
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Hot Teens in the Shower
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Gisele Bundechen, Just Because
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But Porn Star Giselle Gets Naked
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Lady Gaga is Out Of Her God Damned Mind
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Sofia Vergara Busts Out The Cleavage For Diet Pepsi
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Striptease of the Day
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It’s Funny Because He’s Fat
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Lindsay Lohan See Through Tank Top At Coachella
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What Kim Kardashian’s Ass Really Looks Like
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Katy Perry And Her Sweet Ass
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Audrina Patridge – Pretty Much Naked For VH1
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Lady Gaga’s Zipper Vagina Revisited…
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