Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I need a street team. I looked at my stats. We need to get the word out there. Stickers. Publicity Stunts. Flash Floods of Women Flashing. I don’t give a fuck as long as it says DrunkenStepfather.com on it so we live another day, unlike the real Jesus who you are all sucking up to today cuz he gave you a day off, that’s how religion does it, how can we hate the shit if we get a day off work after 364 days a year of feeling guilty for jerking off to teen girls playing badminton in the park while high on cough medicine and the mystery powder you found on the sidewalk outside the gay club….Dried AIDS cum? Shit…wish I knew that before trying to get high on it…ya know?

Gotta Love College Cuties

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NBA Mock Cheerleader Draft

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Kim Kardashian’s 14 Year Old Slut Sister Slutting Out

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Free Cam Shows Are the Best Kind

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Somebody Actually Manufactured a Crackhead Charlie Sheen Winning Love Doll for Chicks

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Suelyn Medeiros Brings the Hotness

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Slut on the Fucking Machine

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Latina on the Beach

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College Cuties Are Pantsless

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Slut Fucks Boyfriend on Camera

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a 420 Message From Your Boss.

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day April 22nd, 2011