I’m still drinking.
As far as Im concerned – everyday is Easter.
I don’t know what that means but I am laying egg farts and my underwear is covered if what looks like red chocolate…Thanks ULCER.
Wow.
That was disgusting.
I should stick to sticking eggs in my wife’s fat folds and forcing her to let the dog find them…
It provides hours of entertainment when you don’t have a TV….
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PHEOBE PRICE CAME OUT OF HIDING FOR EASTER
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BONUS BONUS BONER
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