I am still jerking off to a handful of Candian quarters. Partially because I have a hard time cumming, but mainly in anticipation of the day Kate Middleton’s bikini pictures to be on the head side…if you know what I mean….
Not that I care about this Royal Wedding shit….but everyone else does cuz they don’t realize it’s all marketing to increase the stock of the Royal Family with the commoners….
But I took the day off anyway, cuz I like to pretend I’m a british nobel….so I went to the park and a lady let me hold her baby while drunk, I played with dogs in the park while drunk, I interracted with crackwhores in a Wendy’s and I am currently trying to get more drunk to wash off the piss smell those crackwhores left on my leg…. this is the life of a loser….
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