Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am not just waking up because I was up all night celebrating the death of some useless figurehead of terrorism. I was not changting USA USA USA like some ignorant fuck who actually believes terrorism is over cuz the dying face of terrorism was killed. I am just waking up because my masturbation to Ivanka Trump was interrupted by the news that came 10 years too late for people to actually care….news not worth waiting around at my creepy neighbor’s house to see Obama dressed like the US Flag, saying Be all you can be, or some other patriotic bullshit that is just bullshit, but that you all believe in cuz it is the American way…maybe I’m just a hater…maybe it’s racism…all I know is I don’t really give a fuck…but here are my Morning Links at noon anyway…

When Your Band’s Only Fan Is this Guy, It’s Probably Time You Start a New Band

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The Best Summer Bodies in Sports

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Cam Shows You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of

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Jersey Shore Angelina’s Fiance Calls Off Engagement (Read: He’s Not The Father)

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You’re Gonna Fall In Love With Emmaly Lugo

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Fire Cracker Wake Up

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Bendy Cheerleader Fucks a Dildo

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College Hottie rocks a Football Jersey and Nothing Else

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Drunk Slut at a college Party

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day May 2nd, 2011