I wasn’t invited to the Met Costume Institute Gala…even though I embody fashion on all levels of fashion…but these sluts were there:
J.Lo’s Like a Bird….
Blake Lively and her Old Face
Gwyneth Paltrow and her Aspiring Singer Cuz we Gave her too Much Props Ass
Christina Hendricks and her Tank-Like Monster Truck Body
Bar Refaeli Always Amazing
Brooklyn Decker and her Retard Downs Syndrome Face
Gisele and her Tranny Loving Husband