Nothing exciting happens when I stay locked in my house all day without a TV or access to the outside world with no interest in interracting with other humans, not cuz I’m depressed, but because they are depressing and never quite show me their tits…I think my wife just farted…Yep, she did…avoiding the smell is the most excitement I’ve had all day….
Drinking time, let’s hope it has a happy ending, at the massage parlour at 5 am….with my pay as you go viet girlfriend named PORNG….True story.
Here are the stepLINKS…
I Think I’d Rather Fuck Karl Lagerfeld Than Blake Lively, Does That Make Me Gay?
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Andy Dick is Still a Fucking Mess and I Love It
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The Electric Barbellas In Their Bikinis (Who?), One has Hot Tits…
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Rosie Huntington Whitely Tops Maxim’s Hot List Even Though Maxim is Irrelevant
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I Usually Watch These Free Webcam Sluts When Bored….
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Sluts Slutting Out Fof the First Time in their Slut Life is a Beautiful Thing To Watch on Camera
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Hayden Pannetierre In A See Through Shirt
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Rihanna Big Fleshy Ass Bent Over…
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Cam Shows That Are Perfect For Your Dirty Mind
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The 25 Hottest Workout Instructors
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Jessica Alba Looking All Kinds Of Pregnant And Super Cleavagy
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Flying Kites is for Fags And This Guy Deserved What He got – VIDEO
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Sara Jean Underwood = Sweet Tits
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Kat Dennings Knows the Best Way to Promote a Movie is With Her Cleavage
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Because The Easiest Sluts Are the Ones That Are on Vacation
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Free Cam Shows to Start Your Week Off Right
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She Knows What to Do With Sex Toys
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Kardashian Bikini Showdown: Kourtney vs. Kim
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Sexy Toys for Sexy Times
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Laure Manaudou Stolen Naked Pictures
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Kirsten Dunst Versus Emma Stone – Who Would You Rather?
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I Wanna Bang Mila Kunis So Bad
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Naya Rivera is Being Very Suggestive With That Popsicle
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Osama Bin Laden Death Pictures That Are Probably Fake But Here They Are Anyway
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HOLY FUCK! This High School Science Teacher Hadn’t Shaved Since 9/11
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Hannah Hilton is on All Fours
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Jessica Burciaga Brings the Hotness
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Beyonce Getting Booed By Papparzzi Hahahaaha – VIDEO
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Angelina and Jenny Get It On
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May Is National Masturbation Month
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Brea Lynn is Playing With Herself
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Beach Games With Maxim Spring Break 2011
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Seriously Hipster Idiot, WTF Are You Wearing?
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A Bunch of Celeb Sluts at the MET Costume Gala
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And Here’s a Random Slut Dump
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You’re Gonna Wanna Be All Over Lucy C Miller
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Hynotized Girl Has Her Best Orgasm EVER
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Japanese News Animation of the Osama Bin Laden Story and It’s Amazing
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And MORE Emma Stone
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WTF Is This French Commercial With Uma Thurman About? – VIDEO
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