I forget that I’m really incredible at TWITTER….
It’s probably cuz I am always worrying about getting drunk, cleaning up stranger’s blood on my floor with my bare foot while drunk and not aware that AIDS exists, a problem I have wheever I go down on a bitch on her period while I have sores on my mouth/have unprotected sex while I have sores on my dick, being chased by welfare drunk women I shoulda tried to fuck, but instead ran away from like a scared girl, watching chick flicks and Gaga concerts that collectively make me want to kill myself, before pulling out my dick to a group of people to show them how small it is….or jerking off to Ivanka Trump on celebrity apprentice….
I live the good life kids….
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