Today’s Morning Hangover Dump smells like Jack and cheese.
I hate talking about shit, but it’s better than talking about how uneventful a drunk I was last night…See there’s something boring as fuck about drinking yourself stupid alone late night and that something boring is the lack of hot tits to gawk, but I did have a pleasant conversation with a guy in the UK who wants to fuck his teenage stepdaughter, that was alright, you know cuz it reminded me I attract the upper crust of society with this site….you know the real cool crowd….
Here are some morning links:
Bristol Palin Has New Face
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I Could Give Two Shits About a Chick Playing a Violin, But She’s Wearing an Incredibly Short Dress, Which I Guess Makes It Fine By Me
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The 40 Naughtiest Sports Hotties Ever
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Free Cams Because You Made It Half Way Through the Week and You Deserve It
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A.J. McLean Paid $40,000 For Lindsay Lohan as a Vampire and If You Ask Me It Was $39 999 to Much
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Alaska Bush Pilot FAIL
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Amber Rose, Just Because
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Let’s Watch Her Strip
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Sexy Times in the Car
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Cute College Roomates
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More Laughs With the Shake Weight HAHAHA – VIDEO
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Enter this Contest For 250 Dollars of Gear
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