Lizzy Jagger on the Playboy Cover of the Day

Jerry Hall’s daughter Lizzy Jagger is on the June cover of Playboy. I figure it’s got to do with the fact that her sister, Georgia May gets more attention than her, and like any jealous cunt, she strps the fuck down and steps the fuck up, despite the fact that Mick Jagger is most likely a billionaire, and that these twats could live a very nice, calm, relaxing, and even drunken and slutty life full of excitement, without the obvious cry for attention….reminding us that Daddy issues have no price boundries and can affect the local stripper just as much as the local trust fund girl, both starved for attention, both getting naked, but one’s doing it to pay the baby formula, the other’s doing it cuz she wants to….and both are equally amazing…

I’m sure the family is proud…I’m also sure that I’m in love….

Lizzy Jagger on the Playboy Cover of the Day May 12th, 2011