Joanna Krupa made a career off a set of fake tits, a bullshit story of being a Polish immigrant living the American dream, even though she lived here since she was 3 or something, making her about as Polish as I am, cuz I have a dream of juggling with a bear in a circus one day, so she got a few spreads in some Men’s magazines, made a few Top 100 lists, back in the 90s and did Dancing with the Stars before she ever really made it as a star…making her a huge waste of time, but she still shows off her number one investment, and I guess that effort shouldn’t go unnoticed…here are the pics….before she turns 40 and is forever forgotten…